BUT ASHTON LOOKS LIKE HE CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE FROM MEMORY AND TELL YOU ALL THE NAMES OF THE CONSTELLATIONS AND DRINKS STRONG COFFEE AND LISTENS TO VINYLS AND IT’S ALL BC OF HIS DAMN GLASSES
my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
I know this is horrifically late, but I made one of these for the science side of tumblr!